One day recently the boys and I were sitting in McDonalds. Calvin said, "I want apples instead of fries." Andrew chimed in, "Apples!" I chuckled to myself, proud and somewhat amazed, that my kids would rather have apples than fries. And irritated that I forgot to order them. Then pretty soon Calvin said, "These chicken nuggets don't taste good." He ate three or four of them, but I had to cajole Andrew to finish two, saying something ridiculous like, "Finish your deep fried pressed chicken parts. You need a healthy lunch to give you energy." There are multiple levels of irony there! Meanwhile I was wondering what my tray would have looked like if I had "gone large" since I already had a mound of fries and half gallon of Diet Coke. (Yes, I also see the irony of Diet !) And when the magic Yoda toy appeared I wondered how long I would have to wait until it magically disappeared. I am not even kidding w...